THE STINK OF NEWSWEEK

No, folks, that methane gas stench you smell is not coming from your septic tank. It's coming from the editorial offices and the board rooms at Newsweek mag.
We have recently told all that the Trash the Military campaign was underway and would get more intense.
Having failed to arouse enough emotion and hatred for the Bush-Republican-Conservative-Christian majority via its incessant Abu Ghraib barrage, it was decided at Newsweek to really drum up waves of hatred with a story sure to infuriate all those nice Muslims who haven't yet had a chance to blow up a few U.S. Marines.
What better way than to quote that ever available "Unofficial Source" and build a story around U.S. guards at Guantanamo flushing Korans down toilets. Yeah! That would be sure to fire up the Bush Haters around the world and pave the way for Republican defeat in 2006 and 2008.
Well, guess what? The story worked. Flashed across the world by Newsweek, Muslims went on a rampage in various locations. So intense was their partying that about fifteen people were somehow killed during mob demonstrations.
Hey, what the heck! What's a few Pakistani lives lost if it paves the way for President Hillary or a Democrat House majority in 2006. After all, the main objective must always be kept in mind. Get rid of Bush, all Conservatives, most of the Republicans (not Chaffee, Specter et al) and those damn bothersome right wing Christians. Long as that goal is furthered, it's worth it.
Was Jason Blair, or Dan Rather's fake documents on Bush sufficient to the day? No. Newsweek showed us that there is much more to come.
The liberal media, whether print, television or otherwise continues to self-destruct, riddled as it is by folks coming out of colleges with profs who forever dwell in that Vietnam protest era when Jane Fonda reigned as queen and we all burned our draft cards using the same match that just lit our joint.
This could indeed be hard evidence that pot does alter the brain cells among both college professors of journalism and the pathetic excuse for reporters they train.
But whereas the smell of pot back then had an almost pleasant scent, the stink of Newsweek and its latest excuse for a story rises to high heaven.
Thanks to smelly Newsweek, mobs went wild, people got killed, and it goes without saying that American and coalition troops are now faced with renewed ferocity on the part of the terrorist enemy.
Before you throw your copy of Newsweek down the toilet, be careful it doesn't clog up the plumbing. Then again maybe it just might be worth a hefty plumber's bill just to see Newsweek go where all shit should.