LIMBAUGH CLUB GITMO ITEMS SCORE BIG

Rush Limbaugh has cashed in on Senator Dick Durbin and numerous other leftists who paint the U.S. military prison at Guantanamo Bay as a place of torture, mistreatment and bad food.
Quite the contrary, says Rush. He opines that Gitmo prisoners have it better than they ever did in their home countries. So much so that Rush has dubbed the place Club Gitmo, in a takoff on Club Med resorts.
What better way to advertise Club Gitmo than with a variety of apparel including T-Shirts and hats, as well as coffee mugs.
The items sport such touristy slogans as "I got my free Koran and Prayer Rug at Club Gitmo", "Your tropical retreat from the stress of Jihad", and a Las Vegas ad takoff "What happens in Gitmo stays in Gitmo".
Also offered is a mug bearing the slogan "Jihad Java Cafe at Club Gitmo".
All of the items are done with a brilliant orange background identical to the color of the jump suits worn by terrorist prisoners in Cuba.
According to Rush, all items are flying off the shelves, even at a price of twenty bucks for most. The going price is probably cheap when one estimates the eBay auction value of these things in years to come.
And for those who have already bought the Club Gitmo items, you can submit a photo of anyone wearing them in locations sure to irritate liberals. The best photos are being posted on the Limbaugh web site.
Brilliant marketing, Rush. We are hoping and praying that George W. Bush wears one of the shirts or hats at a forthcoming press conference. A picture of that would be sure to take first prize.