FOR LAFFS

THE BAY.....OR RATHER, THE GAY STATE

Having earlier stated they would support an amendment to the state constitution to ban gay marriage, a handful of Massachusetts legislators today abandoned their previous stand and thus the voters of the former Bay State, now the Gay State, will not be allowed to express their support or lack thereof for the aforesaid constitutional amendment.
One wonders how many hand jobs these disgusting legislators were promised in return for slapping the voters of Massachusetts in the face.
Massachusetts now deservedly should be regarded as the first beach head of socialism and villany in the formerly good ole U.S.A.
Visit the offshore Massachusetts island of Martha's Vineyard some day. There you can find the humble mansions of any number of ultra liberal and left wing personalities of both past and present.
You may want to offer a silent prayer for Mary Jo Kopechne at the Chappie Bridge, or view the beauty of Nantucket with its appropriately named area called Gay Head.
Hell, if you really get lucky you may even see a few Massachusetts legislators down there on the beach indulging in a bit of gay head.
With any luck the time is not too far in the future when freakie bums will be pissing and shitting in the streets of Boston the way they do it already in San Fran Sick Oh.
Where are the Pilgrim Fathers when you need them?